Posts by Alex Miller

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Trump 2.0:  The Gilded Rage

The defining feature of the second Trump administration so far has been the Retribution Comeback Tour, with Trump venting his rage on any and all who have ever opposed him, from prosecutors to pundits and politicians, many in his own Party.  But providing the backbeat has been an increasingly obvious obsession with gold and gilding.  As a metaphor for wealth generally, one of very few things Trump truly seems to care about, gold is certainly apt, but there’s a limit, and Trump doesn’t seem to have found it.  From tacky scrollwork embellishments and knickknacks in the Oval Office, to a golden Marie Antoinette-style White House Ballroom, a proposed gold-accented massive Triumphal Arch near Arlington National Cemetery, regilding the equine statues by the Lincoln Memorial, even a larger-than-life gold statue of himself at his Doral golf club, Trump is cranking out more gold than Midas himself would know what to do with. 

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Cosmic Grab Bag:  Spring 2026, Part Three

So little time, so many stories.  Once again, AAA plays catch-up with some skipped news over the final weeks of May 2026.  Included:   a pair of top-level Summit meetings in Beijing; the death of a long-term progressive Congressman, a leading light in the fight for gay rights; and the grand finale of “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

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Asteroid Sleuth:  The Case of the Frank-Filching Fox

On 11 May 2026, Royal Canadian Mounted Police in Blairsville, Alberta, Canada spotted a red fox absconding with a half-dozen hot dogs in its mouth.  Although the Mounties always get their man, the clever vulpine eluded them.  The out-foxed constable witnessed the animal in a wooded neighborhood, but without a specific complaint, was unable to do more than watch as the fox greedily gulped the evidence against him.  Reports do not specify which condiments were preferred for the cookout contraband, stating only that the fox ate them with relish.

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Asteroid Sleuth:  The Case of the Maniac Murder Maestro

On May 13, 2026, 22-year-old neo-Nazi leader Michail Chkhikvishvili was sentenced to 15 years in prison in a Federal District Court in Brooklyn, New York, on one count each of soliciting violent felonies, and distributing instructions to make explosive devices and poison.  Chkhikvishvili, known to his followers as “Commander Butcher,” was the leader of Maniac Murder Cult, an international, internet-based extremist group that encouraged people to commit acts of hate and violence.

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Golden Tempo Wins 2026 Kentucky Derby

When will I learn?  I should know by now to check the field before the running of the Kentucky Derby, to determine a winner and place a hefty bet.  With both Rich Strike, in 2022 (at 80-1 odds) and Mystik Dan, in 2024 (at 18-1), a preliminary peep at the equine charts and Race Day could have netted me a packet!  In 2026, the pattern repeated, but I still hadn’t learned my lesson. 

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Cosmic Grab Bag:  Spring 2026, Part Two

So many stories, so little time!  In Part Two of this catchall conglomeration, we’re looking at developments in late April, US-based, including a federal reclassification of marijuana, another failed Trump assassination attempt, and a gentle monarchical rebuke.

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