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Epstein Report Sparks MAGA Meltdown

One of the main pillars of the MAGA (“Make America Great Again”) movement, and a major component of that coalition, has been conspiracy theories and theorists.  From the JFK and MLKJ assassinations to the moon landing and Clinton-sponsored pedophile rings run out of pizza shops, conspiracy is the air many MAGA folks breathe.  And one of the most popularized conspiracy theories involved Jeffrey Epstein, credibly accused of having sex with underage girls, and sharing this illicit activity with numerous well-heeled, famous friends and acquaintances.  Epstein never came to trial, having died in prison of an apparent suicide, but was rumored to have a secret client list naming his cohorts; his manner of death was also judged suspicious in MAGA world.

Donald Trump promised, if elected, to reveal all these closely-kept secrets and shine the bright light of truth on these shadowy corners for his base.  Imagine their distress, then, when on Sunday, July 6th, a joint Department of Justice and FBI review was released, baldly stating that there was, in fact, no client list, and Epstein did, in fact, kill himself.  But wait – those Deep State traitors running these departments were ousted by Trump, and replaced with loyalists like Pam Bondi as Attorney General at Justice, Kash Patel as head of the FBI, and Dan Bongino as his deputy, all of whom publicly espoused the supposed cover-up.  Now they’re saying “nothing to see here?”  How can this be?

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Jeffrey Epstein has been dead six years, but in Trump’s phrase, he’s “the guy who never dies.” Asteroid Epstein conjoins Saturn and Neptune for the report’s release, squared Jupiter with asteroid Truth, impelling a choice in MAGAworld, between fact (Saturn) and fantasy (Neptune) and whether or not the political movement (Jupiter) can survive a dose of truth (Truth)

Oh, it be – and astrologically, it’s all part and parcel of the current conjunction of Saturn and Neptune, at 1 and 2 Aries.  Saturn is fact, pure and simple.  Harsh reality, the bottom line, the authoritative truth, call it what you will.  But Neptune is the essence of conspiracy theory – both deception and self-deception, wishful thinking, fuzzy logic, obfuscation and misdirection.

Bring the two together, and worlds collide.  A choice has to be made – to accept reality for what it is, or willfully cling to the fantasy.  And as you may have guessed, MAGA is composed mainly of clingers.  The uproar at the report’s release was titanic, and has only grown in the week since.  Fervent loyalists are now accusing the President’s handpicked minions, and even Donald Trump himself, of being coopted into the Deep State, just as crooked and obstructive of the truth as what went before.  FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino failed to show up for work after Wednesday the 9th, when he had a very public row with AG Pam Bondi, threatening to quit if she’s not fired.  Even Trump’s quasi-mystic conspiracist adviser Laura Loomer has gotten on the “Fire Blondi!” (as she calls her) bandwagon, and the cracks showing in MAGA world are becoming deep indeed.

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In February, the White House issued binders of documents to conservative influencers, purporting to contain new evidence in the Epstein case, but it was all rehash and redaction; asteroid Veritas (Latin for “truth”) at station and trine the Sun for the current report, debunking the conspiracy theories, seems to suggest that the current official line is the accurate one

The stress and tension in Trump’s movement is symbolized by Saturn and Neptune in square to Jupiter at 6 Cancer, noted for blowing things out of proportion and going to excess, as well as having affinities with politics, and ruling just the sort of rich and famous individuals reputed to have been part of Epstein’s criminal acts.  Jupiter also rules the Justice Department, where the MAGA firestorm (or perhaps “dumpster fire” is more the mot juste) started, and which remains its chief focus.

The cosmos, however, is rarely satisfied with such generalities as Saturn/Neptune squared Jupiter presents on its face, and often supplies additional details via the plethora of asteroids and other minor bodies that populate the solar system.  And this situation is no exception:  remarkably, asteroid Epstein 2928 appears front-and-center in this fracas over the Jeffrey Epstein case, conjoined Saturn/Neptune and squared Jupiter from the World Axis (0 Aries), guaranteeing widespread public notice.  As well, Jupiter, the ultimate judge and jury, is accompanied by asteroid Truth 249521 at 8 Cancer, a definite sign that the DOJ/FBI review is factual and accurate.

Nothing to see here! Donald Trump openly questions why anyone would be interested in this old, tired Epstein story, inadvertently trashing his MAGA base, which has been rabid for answers on this issue for years; asteroid Troemper opposed Damocles, and asteroid Donn in square, suggests the peril in which Trump finds himself over this matter

That opinion is reinforced by asteroid Veritas 490 (Latin for “truth”), which at 19 Scorpio is embedded at station, exponentially increasing its power and effectiveness, and trined by the illuminating Sun at 14 Cancer.  Veritas turned direct on July 10th, as the fracas deepened.

There are also asteroids which reference Jeffrey (for which there is no exact match), and fill in more of the story.  One, asteroid Geoffroy 12896 at 6 Virgo, conjoins Mars (11 Virgo), ruling sex, the keynote theme of the criminal charges.  And right between them?  That would be asteroid Troemper 28130 at 9 Virgo, our celestial referent for The Donald, indicating how central to the crisis Donald Trump really is.  This trio forms a Grand Cross pattern, a dynamic configuration which focuses stress and brings energy, and often forces a crisis.  Mars/Geoffroy/Troemper opposes Damocles 5335 at 6 Pisces, which represents the doom or peril hanging unseen overhead, about to descend at any moment, a pretty summation of the threat (Damocles) to MAGA unity and the President (Troemper) which the Epstein (Geoffory) backlash reveals.  The crossbars of this pattern define those most exposed to peril here – asteroid Donn at 6 Gemini, also indicating Donald Trump; and asteroid Pamela at 11 Sagittarius, suggesting AG Pam Bondi. 

Pam Bondi previously asserted that she had the Epstein client list on her desk; now she says it doesn’t exist. Asteroid Pamela conjunct asteroid Lie confirms that she has a problem with speaking truth, but doesn’t specify which was the lie

Bondi’s pronouncements are called into further question by the presence of asteroid Lie 26955 at 16 Sagittarius, in conjunction, directly associating her with the utterance of falsehoods.  When questioned about the existence of the Epstein client list in a Fox News interview in February, Bondi stated that it was sitting on her desk, awaiting review.  Now she says there is no list.  The two statements are at odds with each other, and irreconcilable.  Decide for yourself which version is true, but it’s undeniable that at some point she lied, a judgment endorsed here by the cosmos.

The second Jeffery referent is asteroid Jeffers 1934 at 24 Leo, which conjoins asteroid Justitia 269 at 21 Leo, named for the Roman goddess of justice, and here showcasing the Justice Department, center of this tempest-in-a-tinfoil-hat.  These in turn square Uranus at 29 Taurus, noted for stirring controversy and provoking volatile, extreme responses.  Note also that Lie is in square to Jeffers/Justice, indicating that some form of deception is issuing from that Department regarding Epstein.

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The administration did itself no favors by releasing surveillance footage of the hallway outside Epstein’s cell on the night he died – the image has been doctored, with up to three minutes missing; asteroid Jeffers (for Jeffrey) conjunct asteroid Justitia (Roman goddess of justice) squared Uranus ensures controversy (Uranus) about how the Epstein case (Jeffers) has been handled by the Justice Department (Justitia)

Pam Bondi’s precarious perch as AG, now the focus of MAGA ire, is further indicated by asteroid Bondia at 24 Cancer, closest to Bondi, opposed asteroid NOT 2857 at 27 Capricorn, in a second Grand Cross with asteroid Nemesis 128 at 17 Libra and TNO Eris 136199 at 25 Aries.  Eris shows massive discontent and dissatisfaction, such as the report’s reception revealed; Nemesis indicates an enemy or opponent; and NOT acts as a general disqualifier or symbol of negation.   We see here Pam Bondi’s (Bondia) newly acquired adversaries (Nemesis), provoked by their discontent (Eris) into calling for her removal (NOT).

The chart of the late, unlamented Jeffrey Epstein factors into the story as well.  Born 20 January 1953, his Sun/Veritas conjunction at 0 and 4 Aquarius is currently conjoined by muckraker Pluto, dredging up and exposing secrets to reveal the truth (Veritas) about him (Sun).  Natal asteroid Epstein at 3 Aries is receiving the transit Saturn/Neptune conjunction, another point of activation, prompting the choice between fact and fantasy, while transit Epstein at 0 Aries is just about to return to its natal place.  His potential to act as a source of ruin or destruction for Donald Trump is seen in a triple conjunction of asteroids Jeffers, Nemesis and Hebe 6 at 20, 21 and 22 Sagittarius, clustered atop Trump’s natal 21 Sag Moon, opposed his 22 Gemini Sun.  This suggests that Epstein’s (Jeffers) involvement with underage girls (Hebe, named for Zeus’ eternally youthful daughter) could be damaging (Nemesis).

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Thick as thieves; back in the day, Epstein and Trump hung out together, Trump describing him as a “terrific guy.” Trump’s natal asteroid Epstein is at station, indicating a major influence on his biography, and is currently conjoined exactly by transit Pluto, the muckraker exposing scandals and secrets

There’s a fascinating coda to this story.  In his birth chart, Donald Trump sports asteroid Epstein at station, denoting a person who has an inordinate impact on his biography, with stationary bodies exerting a power out of all proportion to their typical influence.  That degree just happens to be exactly where Pluto is right now (3 Aquarius), with the planet ruling criminality, secrets, scandal and destruction doing its transformative thing just as this story breaks.  Who says the cosmos has no sense of humor?

Title Image Credit: drawn by Craiyon

Alex Miller is a professional writer and astrologer, author of The Black Hole Book, detailing deep space points in astrological interpretation, and the forthcoming Heaven on Earth, a comprehensive study of asteroids, both mythic and personal. Alex is a frequent contributor to “The Mountain Astrologer”, “Daykeeper Journal”, and NCGR’s Journals and “Enews Commentary”; his work has also appeared in “Aspects” magazine, “Dell Horoscope”, “Planetwaves”, “Neptune Café” and “Sasstrology.” He is a past president of Philadelphia Astrological Society, and a former board member for the Philadelphia Chapter of NCGR.

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